There's trouble in the Highlands

Disturbing evidence from NASA satellite imagery has revealed a drastic change over the last couple of days with carbon degradation in the areas surrounding Lochaber, allied with a massive carbon hotspot right in the heart of Glencoe.

As a result, the Forestry Commision has employed the finest in investigative detectives to get to the bottom of the problem.  So the great Sherlock Bones has been padding around the local forests to understand the scale of the issue and look for evidence.

Sherlock has concluded that bloody city types have moved into the area and have taken the idea of self sufficiency in there heating to an unsustainable level.  Their wood pile is huge and growing daily.  However, this could not be achieved solely by an enthusistic couple alone.  They must have had an accomplice.  In steps Archie, the lumber dog.  The finest of wood collectors in the land.

Hey mum - Hey dad - A night up the Clachaig awaits tonight, a hobbit folk band are playing, can't wait - I just hope I don't have to get dressed again - you never know up in these parts - it could be a tranvestite hobbit band, and I really don't think I'd look good in Ann's fishnets - Yikes